I was at the doctor today, the OB-GYN, for my annual exam. The weather was pretty horrible outside and, while I was there, they came around to all of the patient rooms and made us evacuate the rooms and go down in the basement and stairwells.
So, here I am, the infertile, surrounded by pregnant ladies! All I could think was "Leave it to me to die surrounded by preggos!" One lady next to me had just found out she was pregnant and was looking thru her "Congrats-Your Eggs Aren't Rotten and Your Husbands Soldiers March" packet. She and her husband were so excited and happy to pull each thing out of the bag. "Oh look, Sweetie, a planner for each trimester," "Oh, what is this? Looks like its a container for snacks...must be for when I can't hold anything down!" At this point, I wasn't sure if I could hold anything down! Ha! I have never been so happy for someone and hated them so much at the same time!
I don't know who that woman was but I wish her luck! And now, I think I can say I've lived thru the worst OB appointment of my life! See, there is a silver lining to everything! :)
This was a really, really funny post :)
ReplyDeleteOh man, what a nightmare! LOL
ReplyDelete"Congrats-Your Eggs Aren't Rotten and Your Husbands Soldiers March" packet?? Okay, Mandi, I love your sense of humor! Thanks for the smile this morning!
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